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People often ask me if I know where to get some of these bumper stickers. The best places to look are in your local department/automotive/Christian stores, and also for web sites that sell Christian bumper stickers (such as this one).

Beside a picture of the lashes on Jesus' back: Next time you turn your back on Jesus, look at this.
-spotted by me
  My boss is a Jewish carpenter.
-spotted by me
Tee-shirt: Five out of five demons agree, Christ is King!
-spotted by Kara Grace
  As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools!
-spotted by me
VISUALIZE (the Clintons out of office)
-spotted by Karen
  Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water.
-spotted by Courtneym1980 & May-C
License plate & gravestone epitaph: OK4NOW
-sent by Judy
  License plate: GOD RCKS
-spotted by me
1 cross + 3 nails = 4given
-spotted by me
  License plate: GET2HVN
-spotted by me
Beside a picture of the cross on a t-shirt: Jesus beat the Devil with a BIG UGLY STICK!
-spotted by Oceanaa
  With a picture of three haloed frogs on a t-shirt: God is wiser
-spotted by Oceanaa
T-shirt: Satan, the fat lady is about to sing
-spotted by Oceanaa
  T-shirt: WASSUP???? Watchin' the Sky ready to FLY!!
-spotted by Oceanaa
Beside a picture of a Bible on a t-shirt: Wanna get high... take a hit of this!
-spotted by Oceanaa
  'What part of "thou shalt NOT" don't you understand?' -God
-spotted by LilMissLou
Beside a picture of Jesus' arm nailed to the cross: Body-piercing saved my life.
-spotted by me
  I know the future: Jesus wins!
-spotted by CADORNBOS
The Cross: it's not about jewelry, it's about Jesus.
-spotted by PonyPal15
  I broke the rules. I prayed in school. I'm such a menace to society.
-spotted by PonyPal15
By a picture of a penguin with a large fish on his head: Don't worry; God is in control!
-spotted by PonyPal15
  By a picture of a Bible: When all else fails, read the instructions.
-spotted by PonyPal15
Before you go to sleep, give your problems to God. He'll be up all night anyway.
-spotted by PonyPal15
  Cross eyed: keep your eyes fixed on Jesus.
-spotted by PonyPal15
Jesus died for a reason... you're that reason!
-spotted by PonyPal15
  So you're a feminist... isn't that cute.
-sent via e-mail
License plate: GODCANN
-spotted by me
  By a picture of a Chihuahua: Yo quiero Jesus!
-spotted by me
If Jesus is your co-pilot, switch seats.
-spotted by XtremeteenforGod
  Got Jesus? It'll be Hell without Him!
-spotted by XtremeteenforGod
April 1st: National Atheists' Day.
-spotted by XtremeteenforGod
  If you can't stand the heat-- better make plans to avoid it.
-spotted by XtremeteenforGod
The wages of sin is death-- quit before payday!
-spotted by XtremeteenforGod
  Rapture... separation of church & state!
-spotted by XtremeteenforGod
GOD gives and forgives; men get and forget.
-spotted by XtremeteenforGod
  A man who can kneel to God can stand up to anything.
-spotted by XtremeteenforGod
If you're puzzled by life, Jesus is the missing peace!
-spotted by XtremeteenforGod
  Friends don't let friends go to hell.
-spotted by XtremeteenforGod
Exercise daily... walk with the Lord!
-spotted by Diane and XtremeteenforGod
  Count your blessings, not your problems.
-spotted by XtremeteenforGod
Beside a picture of the nativity: Mary had a little Lamb.
-spotted by Ross4Christ
  Old Navy Original: One Savior, 12 disciples and one fishing boat.
-spotted by Kara
Family values are nice, but single people have values too!
      Jesus was a bachelor
      I'm pro-single and vote
-all spotted by J. Turner
  Got Jesus?
-spotted by me
Don't let the car fool you... my treasure is in heaven.
-spotted by Jessie
  In case of rapture... car's yours!
-spotted by Franseca
Premarital sex puts you on the USED car lot.
-spotted by Tanya Baker
  If you're living like there is no God, YOU BETTER BE RIGHT!
-spotted by Tanya Baker
Evolution is science fiction
-spotted by Tanya Baker
  TGIS: Thank God I'm Saved
-spotted by me
Warning: in case of Rapture, this car will be unmanned!
-spotted by MallRat112, DEFAWNS, and Franseca
  Real men love Jesus!
-spotted by me
License plate: PRZ2GOD ("praise to God")
-spotted by me
  License plate: BOW2HIM
-spotted by me
No Jesus, no peace. Know Jesus, know peace.
-spotted by me and Sue G.
  Honk if you love Jesus!
-spotted by Mary Kathryn
License plate: AWDBYHIM ("awed by Him")
-sent by Judy
  License plate: B4GIVEN
-spotted by me
Get right, or get left!
-spotted by BUBBA
  Abreadcrumb and Fish (instead of "Abercrombie and Fitch")
-spotted by Kara
Prevent truth decay, read the Bible
-spotted by Kevin M.
  'Big Bang Theory... you've got to be kidding.' -God
-spotted by me
For eternity: smoking or non-smoking?
-spotted by my mom
  Bumper sticker: Do you follow Jesus this closely?
-submitted via e-mail
License plate: GZUSSVS ("Jesus saves")
-spotted by Diane
  License plate on a truck that was a blessing from God: GODGAVE
-spotted by Shebe
Love Wins
-spotted by Jennipher
  License plate: GODBCNU ("God be seein' you")
-spotted by me
Beside a picture of Jesus doing a push-up with a cross on his back: Bench-press this!
-spotted by CarPoeP
  Choosy moms choose life
-spotted by me
License plate: LIFTMUP
-spotted by me
  Jesus is coming soon. RUE? (Are you ready)
-spotted by Meka
3-in-1 (The Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit)
-on Meka's car
  Yo' mamma was pro life, dawlin'!
-spotted by me
Great bumper sticker idea: ACLU: All Christian Liberties Undermined
-by Virgil Davis
  BIBLE: Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
-spotted by Virgil Davis
Big Bang Theory: God said it, and BANG! It happened!
-spotted by Andrew Davis
  T-shirt: I'M SAVED... ARE YOU?
-spotted by 1corinthchristian
Beat the holiday rush… Go to church this Sunday
-spotted by Joseph Otwell
  License plate: HV F8H (Have Faith)
-spotted by me
If your Bible is falling apart, chances are your life is staying together
-spotted by Sydney
  Try Jesus... if you don't like him the devil will always take you back
-spotted by Sydney
Congress opens with prayer... why don't public schools?
-spotted by Sydney
  Life is eternal... know where you're going when you go
-spotted by Sydney
Sign: "If you gotta curse, use your own name" -God
-spotted by Cesar V.
  Sign: "They are commandments not suggestions" -God
-spotted by Cesar V.
Radio ad: Try Jesus... if you don't like him we'll give you your sin back
-spotted by Cesar V.
  If you see me on my kness, I'm getting stronger.
Why drink and drive, when you can pray and fly?
-ideas by Cesar V.
Except for ending slavery, fascism, nazism, and communism, war has never solved anything!
-spotted by Lauren
  If you won't stand behind America's troops, try standing in front of them!
-spotted by me
CSI: Christ Saves Individuals
-spotted by neakblue and Neil
  Jesus is alive, deal with it!
-spotted by Beth L., who says "Believers and non-believers liked it"
The big bang theory is a joke.... if a print shop exploded, it wouldn't make a dictionary.
-spotted by Jamie
  On a runner's shirt: My sport is your sport's punishment.
-spotted by me
Give Jesus a chance... he died for the opportunity.
-spotted by me
  Smile! Your mother chose life!
-spotted by me
License plate: WWJD4U
-spotted by Hrbuchan
  Bumper sticker idea: A child asked, "Dear God, Why is there so much violence in our schools?", and God repied, "I don't know, they won't let me in."
-by Jennifer
Church sign: "Get off of Facebook and get into My Book" -God
-spotted by Danielle in IL
  On a Choose Life license plate: DYD4U
-submitted by Ginny Lynn
Bumper sticker idea: If Needin = Deservin, Reality Check = Needin!
-submitted by Kevin Wesselink
 
Bumper Sticker Testimony
I was on my way to work and was a few blocks away from it, when one of my co-workers was driving in front of me and on the back of her van on the driver's side window was a bumper sticker that read "On fire for God" with flamers underneath it. And so we proceeded to park in different parking lots at our work and went into our office when I saw her and told her how much I liked her bumper sticker when she said "I dont have a bumper sticker on my van?" Then she said "may-be someone put it on my van" and went out to look and so did I and it was not there??? I think it was a message from God!!!
-Donna from Washington state

Please send me your Christian bumper stickers! If you have anything to contribute, please E-mail me at emailme@@eternalchoice..com[?]. If I like your bumper sticker and it's not already up here, I'll put it up. Of course you'll get credit, and a link if you have a website.

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