"Captain Christ, I am picking up a distress signal out in cyberspace, what shall I do?"
"Beam him aboard, but make sure security is waiting. If he gives any sign of evil, put him into the furnace room with all the other rebels who dared rise up against My Father, the great emporer from the heavenly galaxy."
The human soul. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Heaven. It's ongoing mission: to save souls. To seek out those who are lost and those who seek the truth... to boldly proclaim the love and glory of the Lord Jesus Christ to a world in the grip of an evil attack!
"My Father has sent Me to hunt down the evil commander Lucifer and bind him in chains to await judgement. To capture all who do evil so that My Father's kindom can be rid of all that rebel and do that which is hurtful and wrong, and those who lust after wicked things.""Captain, he's aboard, but I'm afraid he bears the signs of being one of your enemy's follower's. I ran him through the righteousness scanner and it is evident this one is far from righteous. His sin is evident. He is born of a woman from the planet earth. His mother Eve and father Adam disobeyed the great God, your Father, and the curse of death is upon him."
"Ever since commander Lucifer and his wicked band of sinons betrayed My Father and left the heavenly galaxy, he has been confined to planet earth, but has been spreading lies and deceit and bringing so much evil among the humans that My Father has sent Me on a journey to destroy Lucifer and all those who follow him. The earth is so corrupt that My orders are to beam all those that have rejected Lucifer up into my starship Heaven II and transport them to a planet I am preparing just for them, planet Paradise. A planet where there is no pain nor sorrow nor death. A place far from earth."
"Then my instructions are to use the star destroyer to blast earth's entire universe out of existance, so that all evil is once and for all removed from the heavens."
"Sir, the indicator says he has signs of anger, bitterness, and selfishness. He is unthankful and even lusts for evil things."
"Captain Christ, what shall we do with him? Shall I bind him now and cast him into the furnace pit to await trial?"
"My Father the great emperor and king would rather have mercy on him, if he learns to follow me in my quest to restore right in the universe. But, He will cast him out of the heavenly galaxy in his present condition to keep his sin from spreading to His other subjects in the galaxy. He has already confined the evil leiutenant Lucifer and his band to earth to await judgement and my Father's wrath to be poured upon him until he's destroyed, along with the kingdom he's established on planet earth.
"First, I am preparing a place for those who bow to my Father as God and Me as king. I have already gone to earth and died and rose from the grave to show My Father's awesome power and boundless love. I showed those of the human race how kind and loving My Father is. I healed their sick, I fed their hungry, and showed them great signs of power. I gave My life to defeat Satan so that souls like this one could live and not be destroyed by the death ray when I return to take My faithful followers to the place I have prepared for them. Because of My sacrifice, the almightly God of all universes, My Father, granted Me all the souls of earth that I choose, to be in My own kingdom. All the universes are now mine and those I give them to.
"He has two paths: one, to renounce Lucifer and his evil ways, and accept Me as his Lord or, two, be destroyed with Lucifer and all his followers when I return.
"Gabriel?"
"Yes your majesty?"
"Since this person did cry out for help, and since we have rescued him from the outer limits of cyberspace, My judgement for now is this: I believe he needs to be sent back to earth to think out his decision for a a short time to see if he will choose to follow My command or not. Send him back to the world wide web in which he found himself lost and direct him to the web site called Eternal Choice, where, if he is wise, he will learn of my mercy and truth and will take heed and escape the destruction and death which I will surely bring upon earth.
"Transport him to him now."
RECEIVING TRANSMISSION:
My friend, we heard your distress call and have hope for your soul. You are now being transported to EternalChoice.com home base where there is much information on Captain Christ and how he will help you overcome the wicked lieutenat Lucifer. You will be well advised to stay awhile and learn learn of the the great God of the universe who will save you.END TRANSMISSION.